Albert

Another word for "brain" or "head"(oral sex)

"We was chillen than she gave a nigga albert"

by ArgentMane July 20, 2017

Albert

Complete degeneracy

“Bro stop being such an Albert, it’s freaking us out

by Jaxn Speaks Words May 5, 2023

Carson Albert

A name that only fat ahh dudes have. They have a 90% chance of having autism and not being able to spell. They can’t pull either.

Carson Alberts swears he gets play at the functions.

by Bigpapa7 September 18, 2023

Pulling a Albert

To repeat something someone had just said like the great Albert Einstein

He's pulling a Albert repeating a joke I just told

by 1234abd October 13, 2023

Albert Style

Executing a task with a conflicting mix of meticulous perfection, excellence and sarcasm, often confusing and causes anxiety to newcomers. Rarely includes a drummer.

Hey bro, we're gonna do this shit Albert Style

Make sure you cats practice this song Albert Style

I think the reason I ended up in therapy was the fear of everything being Albert Style

by LJCSLANG July 24, 2025

Uncle Albert

A general peadophile. Someone who is sexually interested in boys and girls; men and women; A metrosexual.
Can often be used to describe someone who uses instant messaging and chat rooms to communicate with subjects without giving (away) their true identity.

"There is an Uncle Albert talking to me on MSN. He wants to meet me."

by josh-e-smith January 30, 2010

Albert

A teacher's pet. Does his homework the day he gets them and goes and asks the teacher the next day on how to make it better. He is a joke between his friends and they all make fun of him and how smart he is.

Shut the fuck up Albert

by Ziz123 December 7, 2018