Military Alarm Clock

Walking into someone's room while they're sleeping with a frying pan in one hand and a wooden spoon in the other hand and proceeding to bang them together whilst inside the room.
#1: Hey bro you look tired.
#2: Yeah. My sister gave me a military alarm clock this morning.
by bossofpiza November 23, 2016
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Arabic Alarm Clock

The turbin wearing guy that blows himself up in the morning
Wow my new Arabic alarm clock is great! Too bad it's a one-use only item
by Master of the Black Stache January 09, 2017
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Alarm-playa

Definition of an alarm-playa is someone who has a semi busy day planned, so sets their alarm earlier than normal. When it comes to tha alarm in the morning they press the snooze button several times, playing wit the structure of the day.
arrh man my hole days cocked up now, new i should never of been no alarm-playa
by mezalong March 09, 2009
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Thailand Alarm Clock

Waking up in the morning to a surprise rimjob from a significant other
“Dude, my girlfriend woke me up with a Thailand Alarm Clock this morning!”
by SovietFemboy March 12, 2024
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International stranger alarm

When your schools fly a finnish flag from the flag poles with a finnish swastika flag on it to warn of immediate school shootings.
The international stranger alarm will keep the laws intact first scream abelijck
by Cody5050 December 16, 2022
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5-Alarm Regret

The feeling one gets after adding entirely too much hot sauce to ones food
Joe: whats wrong Bill?

Bill: this sri racha just gave me a bad case of the 5-Alarm regret.
by lordfusty August 08, 2007
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Alarm clock

A physiological horror of the morning involving a sound most likely a beep over and over. Used in the CIA as a tactic then removed because it was inhumane.
John had his alarm clock go off this morning. He is now in a mental hospital given drugs because the ptsd is to severe.
by Gototheofficemyfriend October 09, 2022
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