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The way MAGA republicans salute a 24 year retired Army veteran Tim Walz
Support the troops! The biggest republican hoax ever
Democrat- I love Vice President Tim Walz! He is such a great family man and honorable veteran.
MAGA nutcase- tampon tim!? that guy is stolen valor , I don't even think he ever really served in the military! JD Vance is a better pick for VP!
Democrat- 24 years of military service is a lot more than Bone Spurs Trump
by Trump-Epstein_list_missing August 7, 2024
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Tampon

A condescending individual who gives you the feeling of them being inside you, soaking up all your energy and emotional vitality, just like a tampon absorbs period blood.
1. “Ever since Mark became my manager, he’s been such a tampon. He just drains my energy with his constant condescension.”
2. “Ugh, Jane is being a real tampon today. Her snarky comments are just soaking up all my good vibes.”
3. “I can’t deal with Tom right now; he’s acting like a total tampon, making everything about him and leaving me exhausted.”
by iamgezim May 27, 2024
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Tampon

Jordan always crying around bout work, he needs a tampon
by Nublife March 24, 2023
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Tampon

Some sort of absorbent material that can be twisted into a "tampon like" cylinder for the sole purpose of cleaning out a pipe, dugout, one hitter. I MUST be used in conjunction with a stick or similar type tool to "push" the tampon thru the pipe. I thing that comes out the other end is pretty offensive. And should be handled as if it were a tampon.
Dude hand me a tissue I have to make a tampon this thing is shitting in my mouth.
by Germantown Jiggaboo June 17, 2024
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Minion Tampons

Minion Tampons: Typically store bought from an average grocer. EG: Walmart.
Is this a joke? MINION TAMPONS? FUCKING- Minion Tampons? Cus' yeah. You're BLEEDING against your own will. So why don't you just shove a FUCKING MINION UP YOUR VAGINA?
by BoxCat6769 March 17, 2023
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Tampon

A white cotton object (looks like a dick) that goes into your vagina while you're on your period. Or you put them in your noes when you have a now bleed
Karen do you have a tampon I can use.
by Skylar Riddle February 21, 2018
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tamponing

when one male golfer slips another male golfer a tampon because they whiffed a shot and the so called prank really torques off women everywhere.
Did you see that woods is tamponing again.
by anonymous February 17, 2023
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