Ken Thomas

Australian (specifically Victoria) - A more polite way of calling someone a cunt.

Australians are quite fond of using the word cunt but there are cases where your audience would be offended or outraged. Using Ken Thomas instead, provides camouflage to your insult.

Not to be used in a positive sense. Aka sick cunt, mad cunt.

You're making a fool out of me in front of everyone, you absolute Ken Thomas.

You're acting like a bloody Ken Thomas.

Are you trying to be a Ken Thomas? Because you're succeeding.

You're a Ken Thomas!

That guy was such a Ken Thomas!

by DhaliLlaminator July 18, 2024

ken

male version of karen. u will always find him shopping at home depot. he will always complain if u are trying to reason with his complaining wife. ken has road rage and severe anger issues. he whips his kids with a belt if they don't listen to him.

kens wife:"my kids are in the car listening to kids bop"
ken: also listening to kids bop in the car

by lxvendar_ January 15, 2022

Kenned

a great event occurs which causes your dick and balls to be blown off

Dude, I was fully kenned by that pizza and beer last night.

I got that promotion at work, I'm completely kenned.

by creatorofKenned May 4, 2022

Spicy Ken

A .357 Caliber round so powerful that even Chuck Norris fears it.

Cute revolver, can it handle a Spicy Ken?

by Kirk Kiggler August 7, 2024

ken

Someone with an asian fetish and also eats sticks.

person 1: why is that person eating sticks with an anime pillow
person 2: oh thats just ken

by sebber September 12, 2019

keen ken

Keen Ken
Is the keenest Ken around.
He never misses lectures.
He always takes notes.
He even learnt chinese to understand Dr. Mi Wang

Keen Ken can you sign me in for a lecture (Wilkie 2014).

by Ken t'5th February 13, 2014

Coach Ken

Incredible dick who promised the boys pizza but gave it to the girls instead. All after fucking the boys' mothers.

Coach Ken fucked up the sheriff because he was power hungry.

by Extreme_Honesty123 January 22, 2015