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500 cigarettes

What two aliens said after smoking a cigarette
Alien 1: "We must have more"

*Alien 2 presses button*

Alien 2: "500 cigarettes."

*console summons 463 cigarettes.*
by Yaitzjacob September 17, 2025
mugGet the 500 cigarettesmug.

bitch cigarette

A vape pen used to just smoke nicotine, in which the user then goes on and tells about how cool vaping is.
Those kids over yonder with there bitch cigarettes acting cool
by ConkerTheBell92029 February 28, 2022
mugGet the bitch cigarettemug.

Cigarette

Cigarette is named as smoke as they are both bad for health and it harms your body a lot . For example your nails will be yellowish and you will have a smell of cigarette smoke and it will stink with your hair for your entire LIFE!
I told my uncle that cigarette is bad for your health , so he stopped smoking after he heard what I told him.
by Honku Yt - Subscribe June 20, 2022
mugGet the Cigarettemug.

Cigarette fairy

When you are to fucked up and think there was 1 more cigarette added to you're pack.
Man I had 5 cigarettes last time I looked now I have 6 the cigarette fairy came.
by Cleaverm100 October 6, 2016
mugGet the Cigarette fairymug.

cigarette speedrun

When you pass the cig in a circle as fast as possible because you can't smoke inside
Quick we have to have a cigarette speedrun before Kyle gets back
by BudwiswerDeliveryGuy March 24, 2021
mugGet the cigarette speedrunmug.

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