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Dusting the Pickle

To take an object such as a funeral urn filled with cremated ashes and dip one's penis inside, covering it in ex-person dust.
"Did you hear Dave's parents kicked out their lodger a week after his Grandma's funeral? They came home and found him dusting the pickle in the kitchen"
by Harsh Dictionary May 22, 2023
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purse pickles

'Purse pickles' (or 'pocket pickles') is a collective term for leftover condiments, side veggies, or other sauces kept on one's person after a meal, in anticipation of the next meal.

Purse pickles are almost always acquired from fast food or fast-casual restaurants, and are almost always used on meals of those types.

Anyone who is frequently in possession of pocket pickles is a 'tartar toter.'

A variant of this term is 'glovebox garnish,' which applies to similar items which are stored in a vehicle.

Any vehicle which frequently contains glovebox garnish is a 'tartar trove.'
Hungry Taco Lover: "God, these tacos are so dry. What kind of purse pickles you got?"

Tartar Toter Friend: "I've got some jalapenos and hot sauce from when we went to Taco Time yesterday."

Hungry Taco Lover: "Awesome!"
by The Tyrannosaur April 7, 2014
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Pickle Fisting

The act of grabbing a pickle and shoving it up a guy or girl’s rectum. Extra points if part of a fist is shoved up there too.
Bully: Hey, Danni. Wanna do some pickle fisting?
Danni, submissively: Ohhhh noooo! The bully’s gonna pickle fist me, whatever will I dooooo?
by Sir TurtleBottom IV May 12, 2022
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Whisper pickle

I like that little whisper pickle, it stops my ears from ringing.
by MudslideMan June 14, 2023
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Pickling the Onion

Something to respond with when someone asks what you’re doing
James - what’re you doing later?

Me - Just pickling the onion
by Onion Pickler August 29, 2019
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pickle neil

look max i turned myself into a pickle im pickle neil
neil: im a pickle max im a pickle im pickle neil

max: what the FUCK
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Pickle Shits

A horrific fart (Silent but deadly or loud and proud) that smells rankedly of spoiled dill pickles and a steaming pile of shit.
"Damn bro, that pickle shits smells ranked! Check your pants dude!"
by Smc43 June 16, 2022
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