jason

jason’s the kinda guy who likes to flex on ft. he’s got a twin who is 2 minutes older than him (which means 2 minutes better). he wants A NOTHER GEKO.

hi my name is jason

by pikapikafemaledog July 25, 2018

Jason

A person that sings in class to the linus and lucy song. Also blocks walkways with chair. Corrects Teacher.

Jason:"Actually Colonel Sanders was a real Colonel that dropped fried chicken from his plane instead of bombs.
Guy:"Oh that must be Jason correcting the teacher"

by 69770609 January 27, 2019

Jason

He is the biggest asshole you will ever meet. You will regret meeting him. He treats you like a piece of shit cause he has no life himself. He acts diffrent depending on who is around. He won’t try to get a job and all he will do is sit down and play video games. He makes people feel bad for him but is a complete dickhed towards people.

Omg Jason is such a dickhead

by awe31116 February 16, 2019

Jason

Unreliable. Cares about nothing but himself. He is so disorganized everyone hates him. He cares about you though and he loves you.

Jason is so disorganized!!

by Kenzie34 May 28, 2018

Jason

A Jason is a total bookworm . He is overweight and has nothing to do except to read his long ass books. He loves books so much, he will eat the shit out of them!

Mary: Is that Jason over there?
Scott : Fuck, it is!
Mary: hide before he eats you and your books!

by Minecraft Master June 3, 2018

Jason

This fat fuck who waddles, fucking waddles disgustingly with his fat rolls swinging side to side if he were humpty dumpty there would be no pushing him off the wall with the sheer amount of force his rolls have. they'd deflect you right off. he literally shakes the ground, he's the reason the earth is slowly cracking the reason our ozone layer is dissipating right before us that fat fucking disgusting piece of shit deserves nothing on this earth. all he does is flip greasy ass patties that only convey their true effect when we show the way our obesity rates go higher n higher. that fatty does nothing but groan and cry. that fat fuck is the reason nobody can breathe. HE IS THE EARTH NOW. SUCCUMB TO JASON.

"Damn is that a Jason?"
"Yeah, that's a fat fucking piece of shit."

by jasonisafatfuck January 15, 2022

Jason

Typically a 40 year old man who will start a scene watching football at the local Buffalo Wild Wings. He will also get drunk at the restaurant for Drinking too much Bud Light. Most Jasons are Irish descent and are New England Patroit fans or Green Bay Packers fans.

"Honey! Stop acting Like a Jason!"

by 69disan69dat January 10, 2021