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Zoops

When you accidentally say something that you didn't intend to be public because you THOUGHT you were muted on zoom OR you thought your camera was off and everyone saw something embarrassing when you were on zoom.
Zoops! Didn't think anyone would hear that.

Zoops! I'm so embarrassed that everyone saw me in my undies!
by Gnik Nalu May 19, 2022
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Zoophilophobia

The dog barks:"it sure is a good day"
zoophile says:*mumbles nonsense* "i am going to fuck you" *mumbles nonsense*
The dog:"why"
The dog gets forcefully fucked by the zoophile.

The dog survives.
The dog now has zoophilophobia.
The dog thinks:"fucking idiot"

Few hours later they go to sleep.

Morning(like the event): *morning sounds*

The dog wakes up to being fucked.
The dog jumps off of the zoophile's dick.

zoophile: "get back you little shit"

The dog jumps to the window.
The dog breaks the window by kicking it. (how the fu-)

The dog runs off to a place which will most likely be specified in the next story. (just think its the sunset)
by Ball Sniffer (aka He) May 30, 2022
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Zompoc

It a term often seen online zombie apocalypse It's often used instead of typing "zombie apocalypse" because that is too long write multiple times
Me: I have an idea on how to survive an zompoc

Her: get out of my house
by anonymous May 31, 2022
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Zoophilic

"I like Klaus Mikaelson which means I'm into dogs" which means ur zoophilic
by Wennie :) August 3, 2022
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Zoompoint

A peak of adrenaline and a feeling of disconnection from reality
I feel im in a constant state of zoompoint.
by Masteryistbat October 21, 2022
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zoologicalconfusionism

The condition of consistently misidentifying animals. For example, calling a narwhal a seal.
No one could trust your judgment about whether or not you had seen a Bigfoot if you suffer from zoologicalconfusionism.
by Tellablue October 29, 2022
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zoologicalconfusionism

The condition of consistently misidentifying animals.
Many people who claim to have seen Bigfoot actually suffer from zoologicalconfusionism.
by Tellablue October 29, 2022
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