by jokergman October 13, 2020

Zoom, or the free video-calling app, is otherwise a minimalist, school-and-business-favoured Skype. ZOOM may stand for Zombifying Online Ordnance Machines.
"Hey, what do you have lessons on?"
"I use zoom."
"Holy shit, I use discord. My teachers decided to t-"
Zoom guy: *spid*
"I use zoom."
"Holy shit, I use discord. My teachers decided to t-"
Zoom guy: *spid*
by Stranger Words October 10, 2020

Max blew his wad during the conference call giving the entire staff a Zoom Facial. Max is no longer employed with the company.
by SrslyGuise September 25, 2023

A hairstyle for attending Zoom or other video calls. Your hair in the front is style while your hair in the back remains a mess.
I hope there is no reason for me to turn around on this Zoom call because if I do everyone is going to realize I am sporting my Zoom Mullet today.
by CaJenGirl October 11, 2021

by deckerinflux January 2, 2021

by Niarcisse April 21, 2020

by ItzJustVortex May 7, 2016
