A Yoran is a nigga that likes little kids and is gay, his dick is 300 cm.
He’s also a god in athletics.
He’s also a god in athletics.
Speaker1: I bet that Yoran next door has at least 58 little kids in his basement.
Speaker2: yeah, he must have, have you seen him jump.
Speaker2: yeah, he must have, have you seen him jump.
by Long jumping Jeff May 15, 2024
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Sold Goncalves and bought Thiago
Sold Goncalves and bought Thiago
by Special Three April 14, 2025
Get the Yopanday mug.A person that has the age group of 11-13 for picking his ideal significant other, Bonus points if hes south east asian, since his senses of multiplication will go supa turbo mode and his only desire and goal in life is to have multiple one night stands with 12yo's.
Yopanday: "Guys guys i lost my virginity last night guess how old she was!!!~ 12!!! best of all she was my cousin!!! but she forgot to buy XXS condom since we can't find those in india... 3:"
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Get the Yolandeema mug.my bro, she's soooo cool dude. She can eat a cupcake in one bite, damn thats impressive. Bro shes got biceps for days, she my ripped homie. Sometimes, she can be confused with a man. But we SWEAR she's not!! Fake tan, we don't know her! Yolanda is always brown as! She is always at the beach cuddling sea snakes. Yolanda's feet transform me to lala land. Yolanda's teeth shine as bright as a dirt hole my grandma was burried in. Before her burial, grammy ma ma stole Yolanda's pants. I really wanted those pants!! She would often come to school in them and all the boys were crazy about her kneecaps. Those pants were her defining feature, in fact idk what she looks like, I just liked her knees! Sometimes when I'm hungry I wants her lil kneecaps as a snack. I know we already mentioned this, but Yolanda can eat everything. Yesterday, she ate my pet rat (my sister). She even ate the pants. She doesn't need to drink anything, she keeps all her body fluids in her kneecaps. In conclusion, Yolanda is a great, smart, intelligent, fatty.
Friend of Yolanda: Damn, did she eat your pants too?
Other Friend of Yolanda: Yeah bro, Yolanda's kneepcaps are 🔥🔥🔥
Yolanda's grammy ma ma: Yolanda, MY PANTSSSSS
Other Friend of Yolanda: Yeah bro, Yolanda's kneepcaps are 🔥🔥🔥
Yolanda's grammy ma ma: Yolanda, MY PANTSSSSS
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