Dirty Wizard

A dirty wizard is when a male is having anal sex with a male or female, pulls his dick out, and right after he cums, disappears.

He told me would love me long time if I let him pound my ass, but he pulled a dirty wizard and I haven't heard from him since.

by Dinosaurasauraus January 26, 2011

Cake Wizard

Getting your pee stream to stay on the urinal cake the entire time. (Pink thing used to clean urinals).

Wiz - To pee.

Two people are using a urinal next to each other.

"Oh man, I'm the Cake wizard, my aiming was spot on the entire time."

"Um, cool."

by Imadeanurbandefintion March 21, 2010

chuff like a wizards sleave

women with a very deep vangina got it threw havein sex alot or threw giving birth

i shaged her so many times shes got chuff like a wizards sleave

by ryno555 July 4, 2007

Wizard Sleeves

1) A nauseatingly floppy set of vaginal lips, usually attributable to over-penetration of the cunt. The skin is left to hang between the woman's thighs, never to please again.

2) A fine leather coming from aforementioned vaginal lips.

3) Fabric covering a Wizard's arms, sometimes made from aforementioned leather.

1) When we're having sex, I love when my girl whips me in the chest with her wizard sleeves. Shits so hot.

2) Children, what do you know about Wizard Sleeves?

3) These damn wizard sleeves keep dragging in my tuna pot pie, I need to get them hemmed!

by Jon of Hilton July 14, 2009

wizard rock

an awesome genre of music based on the awesome harry potter series by jkrowling!! and i feel that ppl that dont give it a chance arent very nice!

Harry and the Potters, The Parselmouths, The Moaning Myrtles, The Whomping Willows, The Remus Lupins!!!

so now you shall go running to myspace to look at those bands and appreciate the wizard rock music!

by hpfan! March 31, 2008

Wizard's Cum

Better than the bee's knees or the dog's bollocks by an order of magnitude.

Jimi Hendrix's guitar playing is, quite simply, the Wizard's Cum.

by Condog2 July 24, 2012

Wizards kiss

An act of wizardry foreplay. This will only work if you have a very hairy bum. A person lays on their back and closes their eyes whilst you squat over their face. Gently part your bum cheeks revealing the very hairy anus. Whilst tweaking your anus to resemble a kiss slowly lower until your hairy anus comes in contact with the other persons lips and at that point they should kiss. The hair and the tweaking action will feel like you are kissing a bearded wizard.

Have you ever kissed a wizard? Have you ever felt a wizards kiss?

by Perellio June 11, 2018