beck brown

When pooping you think your finished and grab the toilet paper but you start pooping again. Otherwise known as the beck brown.

Today while on the toilet I totally beck browned and it all ended up on my hand.

by stinkyhefty April 16, 2011

brown spalding

A deviant sex act in which one shaves the head of his/her partner, then takes a shit on the partner's head. "Spalding" refers to the ball manufacturer of the same name, hence the bald head.

Also known as a hot fudge sundae.

Tom: So did you give her an Alabama hot pocket?
Shaun: Nah, we wanted to try something new, so I gave her a brown spalding.

by Smeg-tastic Cack Cheese July 30, 2009

brown batter

When you take a shit and its liquid and poors out like, cake batter out of a mixing bowl.

Your mom must be making a cake in the toilet, judgeing by the brown batter.

by Matthew Kibby December 13, 2006

Brown Bishop

When you wipe your ass and a finger pokes through the paper. From the cassock worn by bishops

Damn, I really gotta wash, I got a brown bishop.

by kintatama2 November 7, 2007

sue brown

A real dogging woman.

Person 1: Does she dog alot?

Person 2: Yeah she's a real sue brown.

by fernandomadlad February 24, 2019

The Brown Menace

When you take a shit and the poo rubs up against your prostate. This causes an erection known as "THE BROWN MENACE"!

"Every time I take a shit I get PTSD I'm going to get the brown menace."

by Master Ray April 13, 2021

Dominic Brown

gurimu schoe's best friend and life partner. likes to wear water shoes, while drinking water dew, taking a water poo. the wart is due

"dominic browned" (past tense)

by Dominic Brown (otumoetai) August 2, 2023