white boy squat

Signature white guy dance move. Typically used when dancing with a member of the opposite sex. As the partner moves close to a guy on the dancefloor he will tend to squat very low, with his groin somewhere in the region of her mid-thigh to kneecaps, and grind in her direction. It is appears to be highly uncomfortable and inefficient.

I tried to twerk this rump on his junk but he was "white boy squatting" and I wasn't trying to get that low in these heels. Way too much stress on the thighs.

by DoraWi August 11, 2017

white boy syndrome

Tanner Olsen

Have you seen Tanner Olsen?? He has a bad case of white boy syndrome.

by Chickennoodlesoup December 4, 2013

Standard White Boy Edition

Standard White Boy Edition (adj.) is a term used to describe a very average sized penis on a white man.

Typically ranging anywhere from 4-5.5 inches in length and maybe 0.35 - 0.5inches in girth. 5.5:0.5 being the peak of a SWBE.. though there have been some cases reaching 5.75” with slightly more girth.

A very average penis such as this typically comes on a very average white man. Typically passed down from an average white Father’s Genetics.

Example 1 :

Woman : I’m so excited to finally feel you tonight..

Man : Yeah, I’ve been looking forward to it myself..

Woman : I know you’re gonna rock me with that big ol’ dick..

Man : I mean - I might have a Standard White Boy Edition.. but I definitely know how to use it..

Example 2 :

Man 1 : Bro you are always fuckin’ bitches.. you must be rockin’ a massive hog down there!!

Man 2 : Nah.. Dad blessed me with a Standard White Boy Edition.. but it gets the job done..

by _BigClock March 4, 2024

Singing White Boy

A white boy that puts on an act to be hood, but he’s not about that life; A white boy who changes his hood act to a regular personality in different predicaments

Harper: “Hey Gabby, do you like connor?”
Gabby: “No… He’s a Singing White Boy.”

by pandalover222 September 19, 2025

Typical White Boy

The typical white boy is most likely a high schooler or wannabe middle schooler. They normally have huge egos due to all the attention they get from girls, but that doesn’t mean they treat women with respect. In fact, it’s the opposite for most. Typical white boys are plain and simple players. As for the way they look, most of the time they have fluffy, sad mullet, or ice cream scoop hair. They wear either short shorts or basketball shorts with a hoodie or basic t-shirt. All of them play some sort of sport. Most likely; football, basketball, lacrosse, or baseball. One last thing, they are obsessed with the gym.

Girl 1: Did you see that boy in our history class? He’s so cute!

Girl 2: You mean the typical white boy?

by Milquetoast August 28, 2023

Dookie ass white boy

A white boy that Is friends with gang members

That kid Brian is a dookie ass white boy

by PhatBooger March 1, 2020

white boy defense

when you have a defender that is "meat riding" you without actually playing defense

"Yo, let's play these niggas"

"nah man he play white boy defense"

by yxrick November 11, 2018