when a waiter at a restaurant feels the people in his section are ass holes the waiter dips his penis in to the guests water until his penis starts to turn blue from the cold the the waiter serves the water to the guest and watches them take the first sip
by red dick that hurts June 30, 2009
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by UPyours!! December 28, 2005
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An uncool, outta style person. Usually into reading, science, and breeding fish. You can find them hanging around arcades or comic book conventions.
TRAITS THAT SEPARATE A WEENIE FROM NORMAL PEOPLE:
1) weenies either wear the same clothes over and over again, OR wash their clothes 88 times a day.
2) weenies are almost always virgins.
3) weenies beat you in the science fair.
An uncool, outta style person. Usually into reading, science, and breeding fish. You can find them hanging around arcades or comic book conventions.
TRAITS THAT SEPARATE A WEENIE FROM NORMAL PEOPLE:
1) weenies either wear the same clothes over and over again, OR wash their clothes 88 times a day.
2) weenies are almost always virgins.
3) weenies beat you in the science fair.
football guy #1: YOU DOOD LOOK AT THAT WEENIE
football guy #2: YEAH LETS BEAT HIM UP!!
weenie #1: My stars! I think I have accidentally spilt some Co2 with my NaCl4!!
weenie #2: E=MC2!
football guy #2: YEAH LETS BEAT HIM UP!!
weenie #1: My stars! I think I have accidentally spilt some Co2 with my NaCl4!!
weenie #2: E=MC2!
by yo yo yo mamma June 21, 2006
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Have you lotioned up your wenis today?
Billy I'll let you touch my wenis if I can touch yours!
Have you lotioned up your wenis today?
Billy I'll let you touch my wenis if I can touch yours!
by chamassita April 15, 2008
Get the wenis mug.Generally used to describe a person acting in a foolish manner. Also used as either a positive or negative remark insinuating love or distaste for the individual.
Depending on context to show affection or to show disrespect for someone.
Depending on context to show affection or to show disrespect for someone.
Positive usage:
"Hello weeiner!"
"I missed ya you weeiner head"
Negative usage:
"He's a weeiner"
"That is is a goofy weeiner"
"Hello weeiner!"
"I missed ya you weeiner head"
Negative usage:
"He's a weeiner"
"That is is a goofy weeiner"
by cciibbaa December 30, 2008
Get the weeiner mug.A weak super hero who can do whatever a wenis can, which, unfortunently, isn't much. Some speculate however, that he can stretch, and perhaps can be used to violently slap people.
by Bob dole October 6, 2005
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