Rifle Wedding

A sudden or hurried marriage because a family member, especially grandparent is on their deathbed.

The doctors said that grandma only had a year left to live, so we had a rifle wedding while she was still alive.

by The Real Nerdbomber September 20, 2022

alabama wedding

When blood relatives Wed one another to keep the bloodline pure.

Brother and his sister ,mom and son,dad and daughter are reproducing to keep the generations of pure bloodlines intact. Alabama wedding

by Dr Rob205 February 18, 2017

Walking Wed

People living empty, souless, loveless mundane married lives who just waited and hoped for death.

After knocking up his highschool girlfriend he was forced to to get married join the ranks of the walking wed.

by Banned As DC June 26, 2022

Wedding toast

To honor someone (the bride or groom) on there special day and to be a little funny about it and to reminisce on the past

"What a great toast I feel both happier now and offended at the same time what an amazing Wedding toast"

by Kyleyolo February 5, 2020

redneck wedding ring

Also known as a redneck engagement ring, it is the gift of a firearm in place of a ring.

She said yes! Where did you get the money for a ring? I gave her a redneck wedding ring. A what? You know that rifle I bought?

by Leo253 December 13, 2017

dog wedding

An actual wedding for canine companions especially in the case of a "shotgun wedding" for dogs. Not harmful to any dogs or witnesses and typically happens in parts of the country where premarital relations are frowned upon.

I got to attend two dog weddings when I was growing up in the Bible Belt since "dogs are people too therefore dogs shouldn't have puppies out of wedlock".

by M.O.H.I.O.M. March 8, 2021

wedding yogurt

(a) Slang for seamen. (b) In Kaleden, British Columbia., regular yogurt stored in a refrigerator to be consumed with brunch the day after the wedding.

(a) Taste my wedding yogurt.
(b) Taste the wedding yogurt. It's lemon sherbet.

by youleekmadeek November 13, 2013