sneaky weasel

When a person bends over and another person comes behind them and shocks them with surprize anal sex.

I just got sneaky weaseled trying to tie my shoe.

by buttnut Rodriguez September 03, 2013

weasel sledging

The act of farting and burping at exactly the same time.

Hey holmes, I had the windy pops so bad, I was weasel sledging. Word.

by C3PO June 26, 2003

trouser weasel

someone who, be it woman or man who loves to be in a mans pants , and to find the cock inside the trousers,

man that girl sure is is a "trouser weasel", she's been in every guy here's pants

by imbent May 07, 2009

Goober-weasel

A person who is about 6'-2", has a short jew-fro, pale skin, freckles, "plays" drums, exclusively listens to 90's alternative music, and usually had two middle names.

Guy 1: What's your middle name?
Guy 2: Actually, I have two middle names: Steven and Fortner.
Guy 1: Oh, so you're a goober-weasel?

by Doucheperier February 19, 2010

stepney weasel

an Ecstasy Tablet, a pill, a round'un...

''Ere mate know where i can get any stepney weasels?''

by Alex Wright October 03, 2005

Squeaky Weasel

A sex position , when a dude is banging a chic doggie style and quickly goes for the double fish hook and switches to anal sex makes her squeak like a weasel

Dude i totally switched it up and dropped the squeaky weasel on her then she punched me

by Chopperdave631 January 28, 2010

weasel faced

you have had way too much alcohol to walk. drunk wasted trashed hammered shit faced gone

Man, i am totally weasel faced.

by E7Li3 January 15, 2009