Vegan Teacher

A vegan lady who likely has a mental disorder. She constantly says eating meat is bad, despite the fact it keeps animal populations under control.

Did you hear about the vegan teacher? She just posted on Twitter saying people who eat meat should be thrown in jail!

by Just a Theory September 11, 2021

Standing Vegan

Standing 69, the girl is holding the guy and tossing his salad, and he is eating her out

"Dude, that girl I slept with last night was a freak"
"Really? What happened?"
"She picked me up and started eating my ass in a 69 position! "
"Dude, she just did a standing vegan on you"

by Jerry1224 September 7, 2017

Vegan Texas

Vegan Texas is another name for California. California is similar to Texas in many ways, but it is more vegan

Person 1: I’m going to visit California this summer.
Person 2: California? You mean Vegan Texas?

by Ooflitgang February 22, 2019

That Vegan Teacher

A crazy woman who lives in Canada. She loves to use the term "Animals are slaughtered, and killed. They put them in a gas chamber and kill them, just like Holocaust." This woman doesn't know what to do with her life, she just needs to find a hobby and shut the f*ck up. Alright animals are slaughtered, and she has the right to say something about it, but don't force people to change their religion.

Don't mention this woman. That Vegan Teacher is truly hopeless human being

by Just_-Ann March 9, 2022

verbal vegan

1. Someone very vocal in all things vegan but isn’t actually vegan even though he says he is vegan

He isn’t a vegan, I saw him chomping on a snickers....he is a verbal vegan

by TheVeganEdge December 8, 2020

Land Vegan

A name for a someone that doesn’t eat animals or use animal products with the exceptions of eating fish and Their parent’s/guardian’s hens’ eggs.

Rachel Ballenger came up with a new innovative name to depict the particular dietary restrictions she follows...most of the time.

She came up with Land Vegan!?!?!?!?!🤣

Watt?🤷 ♂️👌

Go off 👸

by Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmk June 1, 2020

Pseudo-vegan

A person who eats only plant based foods most of the time, but occasionally will eat animal products and meats precariously.

The pseudo-vegan had a few buffalo wings on his trip, but returned to his vegan lifestyle when he got back from his vacation.

by Pseudo-vegan May 20, 2018