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Vaginal Intercourse

The act of inserting a penis, dildo, banana, etc. into a girl's vagina. This is what caused the sluts on Teen Mom to have babies.
Darrell: I'm the father of a baby.
DeSean: Fo' real?
Darrell: Yeah, because we had vaginal intercourse.
DeSean: WTF!? Shoulda had it in the ass.
Darrell: Yeah, then we wouldn't have this baby piece of shit. I'm gonna leave her like all the other black men in our neighborhood.
by Urban Fellow February 22, 2011
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vaginal rash

Why I do believe a vaginal rash is a rash located on or around the female genitalia.
by Nickypoo January 19, 2005
mugGet the vaginal rashmug.

Male vaginitis

Male acting like a bitch or pussy.

Symptoms: excessive complaining, itchiness and discharge.
"My leg keeps cramping, I'm going to have sit out this one out. "
"Do you need some vaginitis cream for that male vaginitis."
by Picking December 13, 2014
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vaginal shits

The act of straight up shitting out you vag. This normally occurs when you have a blue waffle you nasty bitch. Suggestions is to take care of your vagina you nasty bitch.
You will never attract a mate when you have the vaginal shits.
by Kids twisted sister April 21, 2018
mugGet the vaginal shitsmug.

Vaginal A.D.D.

The disorder of quickly loosing interest in women after having sex with them.
I've slept with 5 women this week and I have no interest in ever seeing them again. I think I have Vaginal A.D.D.
by Pimpatwork July 22, 2016
mugGet the Vaginal A.D.D.mug.

Vaginal Hemorhoids

Bumps on the vagina that normally show up on your asshole.
God damn my boyfriend did me and popped one of my vaginal hemorhoids.
by Dan gutyyeoiu July 13, 2009
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