Vaginal Intercourse

The act of inserting a penis, dildo, banana, etc. into a girl's vagina. This is what caused the sluts on Teen Mom to have babies.
Darrell: I'm the father of a baby.
DeSean: Fo' real?
Darrell: Yeah, because we had vaginal intercourse.
DeSean: WTF!? Shoulda had it in the ass.
Darrell: Yeah, then we wouldn't have this baby piece of shit. I'm gonna leave her like all the other black men in our neighborhood.
by Urban Fellow February 02, 2011
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vaginal rash

Why I do believe a vaginal rash is a rash located on or around the female genitalia.
by Nickypoo January 20, 2005
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vaginal shits

The act of straight up shitting out you vag. This normally occurs when you have a blue waffle you nasty bitch. Suggestions is to take care of your vagina you nasty bitch.
You will never attract a mate when you have the vaginal shits.
by Kids twisted sister December 24, 2017
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vaginal hibernation

The period of time while a woman is on birth control and ceases to menstruate.
Girl 1: Have you started your period again?
Girl 2: No I'm still on vaginal hibernation.
by Kaiser32 May 15, 2007
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Vaginal A.D.D.

The disorder of quickly loosing interest in women after having sex with them.
I've slept with 5 women this week and I have no interest in ever seeing them again. I think I have Vaginal A.D.D.
by Pimpatwork July 23, 2016
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Vaginal Beastage

When a male rips apart and destroys the vagina, making it completely useless to all others.
The vaginal beastage of little Sally was so great the doctors could not help her.
by The Big Stuff April 25, 2010
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