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Vaginal Intercourse

The act of inserting a penis, dildo, banana, etc. into a girl's vagina. This is what caused the sluts on Teen Mom to have babies.
Darrell: I'm the father of a baby.
DeSean: Fo' real?
Darrell: Yeah, because we had vaginal intercourse.
DeSean: WTF!? Shoulda had it in the ass.
Darrell: Yeah, then we wouldn't have this baby piece of shit. I'm gonna leave her like all the other black men in our neighborhood.
by Urban Fellow February 22, 2011
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vaginal rash

Why I do believe a vaginal rash is a rash located on or around the female genitalia.
by Nickypoo January 19, 2005
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vaginal shits

The act of straight up shitting out you vag. This normally occurs when you have a blue waffle you nasty bitch. Suggestions is to take care of your vagina you nasty bitch.
You will never attract a mate when you have the vaginal shits.
by Kids twisted sister April 21, 2018
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Vaginal Beastage

When a male rips apart and destroys the vagina, making it completely useless to all others.
The vaginal beastage of little Sally was so great the doctors could not help her.
by The Big Stuff April 25, 2010
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Vaginal Stoop

An item that a female subject would place in on ones vulva that directs the male subjects penis to to door of hidden secrects. You may ask why a stoop, well its becuase the penis ( with a mind of its own of course ) is only familiar with the so called stoop.
Please come in wipe your penis on the Vaginal Stoop first.
by The Dope Ryme Dealer January 17, 2011
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Male vaginitis

Male acting like a bitch or pussy.

Symptoms: excessive complaining, itchiness and discharge.
"My leg keeps cramping, I'm going to have sit out this one out. "
"Do you need some vaginitis cream for that male vaginitis."
by Picking December 13, 2014
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