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Treason Turtle

Moniker or nickname for Republican US Senator Mitch McConnell of Kentucky. This is due to his failure to bring election security bills to a vote; his wife’s scandal involving $78 million in grants; his hijacking of Federal Court appointees; and previously-sanctioned Russian steel producer Rusal’s construction of a $200 million steel facility in Kentucky. The company is owned in part by Putin ally, Russian oligarch Oleg Deripaska.
Mitch McConnell is not acting in our best interests - that Treason Turtle is just lining his own pockets.
by Big Grinder June 28, 2019
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Turtle poop

When a poop peeks out then goes back in your bum
by KD1234123 December 16, 2016
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turtle knocking

The act of fucking someone and mistakenly giving them a hickey
Hey Amanda, by the look of Wes' neck you guys did some Turtle Knocking last night.
by Dienda the turtle December 20, 2014
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wild turtle

the act of entering the turtle exhibit of your local zoo, and waving your penis around for the turtles to nip at.
I really love going into the turtle exhibit and wild turtle by letting them try to nibble my weenie!
by WildTurtle69 February 15, 2014
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Turtle in the Pool

Chris: man Dean left a turtle in the pool this morning
by SuperJuice! March 22, 2009
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stranded turtle

an action of an overweight person laying on their back who is forced to rock themselves into an upright position.
fat jesus called for help and when no one answered he did the stranded turtle
by bizarrojesus January 21, 2010
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Turtle Beach

A kickass headset that ranges from 5.1 to 7.1 Dolby Digital Sound Surround, anything less isn't a true turtle.

Its best area of expertise is Search and Destroy on Call of Duty as it makes it easy to clutch BK's (bad kids). One problem is the headset is so good sometimes you hear your own feet and think someone is coming - noob mistake.

Headset can lead to Turtle Beach Hair and awesome KDR's and Win streaks.

Often referred to as Turtle between fellow owners as non-owners don't pick up on this. Once you buy a headset you know what the fucks up.

Annoying when kids on your team don't have ninja pro on.

Awesome when opponents don't.
"Steve, heads up I hear a kid coming around the corner on my Turtle"

"Hey fucker... stop following me. Your loud as fuck on my Turtle Beach"
by SupraBro-93 February 9, 2010
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