Flaming Turd

A person who is as irritating as the hot acidic dump you take the morning after too many jalapenos on your nachos.

If that flaming turd even speaks to me today Im going to scream!

by youloveit423 June 21, 2012

turd birth

The process of taking a shit

It took Eric ten minutes to complete his turd birth.

by lawatson5 February 22, 2011

howell turd

A person who lacks any and all ambition, motivation, or work ethic and radiates a complete sense of entitlement.

If that guy worked as much as he talked he might be all right but he just thinks he's entitled to a paycheck, what a Howell turd.

by Phatea October 22, 2018

Fuzz Turd

A loaf that has been allowed to fester for a period of time such that its surface had become fuzzy. When urinated upon, the Fuzz Turd fragments giving up a characteristic odor.

That perm of hers makes her head look like a 3-day Fuzz Turd.

by Fuzzman64 January 22, 2022

GNU Turd

GNU Hurd combined with Turd to indicate crappy modified versions

ARRRGH. Another error? I'm using Linux instead of GNU Turd now.

by AAAAAAAAAA_SO_BAD May 18, 2022

Turd Peeking

In a public restroom, when someone looks through the side of the door in order to find out whether there is someone dropping a turd or not.

The person inside the stall usually makes eye contact with the peeker and then everyone feels awkward.

guy 1 tries to open the door

guy 2 im in here!

guy 1 peeks through the side of the door to make sure there is really someone there.

guy 2 hey stop turd peeking

AWKWARD!!

by UrbanDictionatian May 3, 2009

turd herd

n. A collection of many smaller sized turds, generally resultant from drinking too many cheap beers, such that after a bowel movement, the bottom of the bowl resembles a still of bison moving across the plains.

Wow - I had way to many Golden Anniversary's last night. Right after breakfast I dropped quite a turd herd.

by Justice April 22, 2005