howell turd

A person who lacks any and all ambition, motivation, or work ethic and radiates a complete sense of entitlement.

If that guy worked as much as he talked he might be all right but he just thinks he's entitled to a paycheck, what a Howell turd.

by Phatea October 22, 2018

Pineapple turd

A very short chunky sexy Hawaiian chick

Last night me and my buddies met some pineapple turds..

by Sea Rat April 19, 2019

turd punch

The act of punching a man in his asshole.

Jim was acting a fool so I turd punched that Prick.

by SpitOnMyDIK May 16, 2015

turd in the bath

Commonly used strategy by ItzPaesha when one shits in bathtub and gets spooped by the poop.

"I just spooped by the turd in the bath" - ItzPaesha

by nootnootwearenumberone April 4, 2017

turd burglary

One who burgles turds.

"Hey look Bob, there's a turd missing from your shit collection! Another TURD BURGLARY, another day!"

by Cronic Christoph November 16, 2017

Turd Peeking

In a public restroom, when someone looks through the side of the door in order to find out whether there is someone dropping a turd or not.

The person inside the stall usually makes eye contact with the peeker and then everyone feels awkward.

guy 1 tries to open the door

guy 2 im in here!

guy 1 peeks through the side of the door to make sure there is really someone there.

guy 2 hey stop turd peeking

AWKWARD!!

by UrbanDictionatian May 3, 2009

king turd

The King of all Turds.
A Turd so large it coils around the bowl two or three times.
At times it has been known to have both ends sticking out of the toilet water.
On rare occassions a body has been discovered nearby.

Holy Shit,Bob. Look at this King Turd!

by Stiffboy May 9, 2005