Trumpet Cunt

a person who is deficient in education, morals or wit and shows this when interacting with others.

"Matt shut it you trumpet cunt"

by Chris Newton March 13, 2007

Muted Trumpet

An "inverse" rusty trombone.

I got a Muted Trumpet. It made me go "wah wah wahhhhhhhhhhhhh"

by Ben November 7, 2003

ass trumpeter

Experienced jazzmusicians that also could scat singing while ass trumpeting, this art of music expression was invented by pig-flatulence-singers(that also founded rusty gillespie) in the 1920s when jazz had it's raw form.

Jazzsingers often pushed a trumpet in their ass and started to fart while helping it by the scat-singing or even double trumpeting(from ass to mouth), the most famous ass trumpeter was DIZZY GILLESPIE who invented all kinds of gillespie-singing (mouth to pig ass, pig ass trumpeting, rusty gillespieing pig ass...), he often had several trumpetes by self and trumpeted in broadway.

The successor of dizzy gillespie was Scatman who is now the most famous rusty gillespie singer in the world, scatman mastered ass trumpeting in the 50s while having an accidental sexual event with a pig(olympigs 1950 in tokyo).

Scatman mastered his scat singing and ass trumpeting from the first to the last pig in his career of a pig championist and ass trumpeter

by youtube.com/youpussyclownprods September 2, 2010

trumpet buster

A phrase which can be used for comebacks when all else fails. No one else will know what it means, as it is a phrase born out of drug abuse. There is no one definition of trumpet buster, it just... is. Rumour has it that trumpet busting is a traditional practice of icelandic whores.

Letters of the phrase may be interchanged.

'You bust your trumpet trumpet busting'

'you hairy trumpet buster'

by Willy a hoo haa August 19, 2007

rump trumpet

Fart

After 4 helpings of refried beans, my rump trumpets were sounding loud and clear

by bunionsss December 23, 2009

Muff Trumpet

A vagina which can fart.

"I have a muff trumpet"

"No way"

"fur realz, I'll show you later" ;)

by crack-a-lackin May 16, 2010

Stoner Trumpet

The stem and bowl of a bong/waterpipe when one engages in the filthy act of unclogging the bowl by blowing through the bottom end of the stem in order to expel burnt herbal debris.

Out of haste, the poor man decided to play the stoner trumpet rather than properly clean his piece with alcohol and salt.

by The DELCO Associate September 14, 2011