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Townie

Some absolute goon who hangs around the tescos with his scooter mates scaring nans half to death

usually seen with some adidas or nike manbag
think they’re a roadman or somet then won’t scrap with anyone
“Yo av ya seen are Joe kid?”
“nah lad i eard e’s a propa townie doe, do we wanta go out wiv im?”
by Squatlemur77 October 15, 2020
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Townie

Adj. can be used as a noun.

Moronic people who live in cities/towns with little to no knowledge of practical life skills. Usually incapable of surviving on their own. Not used to physical labor or outdoors, yet have large egoes and superiority complexes, considering themselves better than non-townies.

word originates in rural southern Illinois.
(townie) "Hey can you tell me where they grow chocolate milk

cows?"

(non-townie) "You dumb ass townie."
by Boxycolt6 September 12, 2011
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Townie

Townie is a person NOT i repeat NOT related to a chav
a townie is someone who wears normal things (such as jeans normal t-shirt and some jewelery)
Most males will although be more along the lines of chimpanzee than human.wearing tracksuits bottoms from chav central (thats right JJB) and often grunt rather than speak
the females however are normal teenage girls, who are normally wearing natural make up , jeans and t-shirt and look fairly normal doing fairly normal things, chatting speaking about boys etc
Townies say things like
shes proper fit innit!
or you me and my posse outside now innit
by Kezgetz June 24, 2007
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Townies

Da H44D/44 Blocc Dangerzone, South Side Rangerz Know
Random Hoe/Opp: Where you from g
Me: The Townies fuvk out my face, BiGG 4 Sh!t NO HOE SH!T
by 44shitmaccin onb December 3, 2020
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Townie

Dickheads who attend the school located in St Albans, Hertfordshire, Townsend Church of England School. They are snot curdling cunts and they lie and cheat about everything. Place is mingin and wouldn’t recommend your child going there!!!
Oi you townie
by suckurmum001 March 29, 2022
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Townie

He/she is a know thot or hoe around town
Ayo don’t get it wit shawty shawty she a townie
by Andretti Meeks May 15, 2019
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Townie

A person who lives in the same community their entire life or the vast majority of their life. Generally, refers to individuals who reside in a smaller city or the suburbs.

Some characteristics of townies include:

-Hangout with their high school friends

-Enjoy checking out the “new local joint”
-Scoff at places they’ve never been
-‘Big fish in a small pond’ mentality
Tim still lives in Duluth, he’s become such a townie.
by Buttermilk Babe May 29, 2021
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