impudent torrent

When a torrent's comments box is full of smart ass remarks and even some times the comments not of the movie review it self.

Retard A : Retard B's mom is gay

Retard B : Oh yea well i gooch smacked your sister

(of course this goes on and on )

Retard A : well this is an impudent torrent and I'm leaving no more comments !

by Goochtorrent August 4, 2010

Chris Torrence

Cool kid/ crzy fro/ lots of money/ parties like a monkey/ Sleeps....ALOT!!! eats his boogers/ pees on the toillet seat/ plays with little dolls and eats the hair. Watches porn like a mother fucker! ...(in HD) of course. Loves his naked women on top ;) and wet in the shower. Fucked his math teacher in the ass

rehserahaeraerea Chris Torrence

by Cheerleader247 November 25, 2010

texas torpedo

A big, fat dildo, complete with blinking lights, stuck up a mules' ass.

Boy, that mule sure loves his Texas torpedo when the weather gets gnarly outside.

by Texastorpedo October 30, 2015

Dirty De La Torre

The act of a man spreading unclean ass cheeks while his male lover gets a running start and slams his member into said unclean ass.

That guy broke his dick during a botched dirty de la Torre.

by Brick_shthouse7 December 3, 2021

torpedo

a 1991 Toyota Previa

Damn, there goes another torpedo

by janbo September 15, 2008

market street torpedo

an alternative method of blowing your nose whereby you hold one nostril, and force air out of the other nostril -- notably you do not use a tissue or hankercheif.

market street, i believe, is a somewhat nasty street in Newark NJ.

"i was out hiking, and my alergies were bothering me, being without tissues, i pulled a market street torpedo right off the trail"

"i've seen steve-o launch a few market street torpedos on wild boys"

by protocoldroid June 21, 2004

swedish torpedo

the act of doing a helicopter with your penis in front of a girls face, then quickly poking her in the with your boner...almost like a torpedo

Drew: So I was planning on doing the Swedish Torpedo to this retarded whore named Chrissy.....
Matt & Mitch:tht fucking puck slut??good work man!
Matt:u hit and ran right?
Drew:what?
Mitch:fucking gross man....
Alex: i got a chubby
Matt:Holy shit i just made this bitch Danielle blind in one eye with that shit

by bigjewdicksss February 22, 2008