total victory

To achieve every single goal that was desired in a war with a minimum of casualties.

Technically, the war of 1812 was a total victory for the British, while being a total loss for the Americans. Britain did, however, end impressing as a courtesy, which was the first step to securing the united states as an ally.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

Totally A.C.

Another way of saying "wicked cool" or "off the heezy fo sheezy cus ur mama was easy." A.C.= air conditioning- cooooool

white guy-Damn yo that movie was wicked cool!
Black guy- Yo uh-uh dawg, don't u mean off the heezy fo sheezy cus ur mama was easy?
White guy- Hey! Nobody's supposed to know about my mom being a porn star on the asian network!!
Dirty mexican guy- ey yo ur mama es a porn star? Oh-snapo!Man that's TOTALLY A.C.!

by Matt n Ash May 23, 2005

Topal

A hazardous substance which react dangerously with knowledge. You shouldn't place it close to books, tv or internet.

Father:Jimmy! I told you to put this Topal not on the Books!

by RMCF July 19, 2007

total body kiss

when you kiss one kiss per square inch of your lover's body

type of foreplay, when you place one kiss on every square inch of your lover's body. total body kiss works well with a little olive oil or honey. it really makes your lover feel special that you love her enought to kiss EVERY inch of her body

by viking48 March 6, 2009

Tomalee

The true meaning of evil. Can also be found in the dictionary beside Satan. A person who only thinks of themselves and seemingly thinks they know everything.

Don't give me that Tomalee look.

by Lucille McGillicutty May 4, 2009

Total Eclipse of the Heart

An emotional song about losing your boyfriend

Once upon a time I was falling in love
But now I'm only falling apart
There's nothing I can do
A total eclipse of the heart

by frabrizio June 7, 2018

i totally already know that

A stock response to anything glaringly obvious and/or ridiculously paranoid that somebody high might say. Sounds genuine to a stoner but has a mocking undertone from which sober people can draw amusement. Derived from an episode of Sealab 2021, a stoner favorite.

Sparks: "Marduk, you totally rule"
Marduk: "I totally already know that"

Stoner: "McDonalds is totally responsible for like, two point eight billion deaths from starvation in Canada alone"
Sober guy: "I totally already know that."

by The Scandal April 6, 2005