Tooted

King of the roadways, best at getting the pretty girls

Boy: hey dad why that truck leaning
Dad: well by golly that thing tooted cuhh

by Squatted February 5, 2022

Toot Suite

For the moneyed millennial, an entire room set up for comfortable and relaxing farting alone or in groups. Airy, filtered airy, library-scaled magazine rack, beer fridge, franks and beans bubbling the stove, cabbage rolls. Fans, lots of fans. Wooden matchsticks for traditionalists.

In the loftier neighbourhoods os Silicon Valley, the true mark of a successful lactose intolerant millennial is a mansion with a Toot Suite for casual entertaining after the annual Beans 'n' Broccoli Festival Cruise.

by You rReal Name March 10, 2023

Number Tooted

How someone would explain in a cute way farting and alittle shit comes out.

Oh my goodness I just Number Tooted!

by Ronsconsin December 3, 2020

Shoot my toot

Damn it

Shoot my toot I tripped and broke my nose

by Jesustakethewheel1990123 December 16, 2016

Tooted n' booted

When you pass gas in a public place and or area where other people are currently occupying and then you get out of there as fast as possible.

Lil Christian was at the party with all the homies then he tooted n' booted up out that joint.

by XHale FADELife July 17, 2021

Root-tooted

Smoking weed and getting as high as can be

It's good to get root-tooted after work sometimes

by Ladysommers June 10, 2023

Looney Toot

A crazy prostitute

“I can’t promise that a looney toot won’t show up”
“That girl right there is a looney toot.”

by Mango11910 July 14, 2020