tightass

1. (noun) Someone who isn't open to understanding anything they don't want to understand; they're closed-minded people and they will judge anything they can't identify with. Ironic part is that other people will say, "what's up that guy's ass?". This might imply that they have a loose ass.

2. (also noun) Someone who many would see as too careful with their money. Being thrifty or cheap.

1. Movie: Coupe de Ville (1990)

Marvin (drill sergeant in the Air Force): "So you think I'm a tight ass huh?"
Bobby egging him on: "Oh I know you're a tightass, everyone knows you're a tightass."

2. "We went to the movies and the dickhead said he forgot his wallet, so I paid for all his shit. The next day, I find out his wallet was in his coat pocket the whole time and he's a surgeon with no family."

by Duffman5 February 11, 2013

turn a tight one

To do a doughnut or burn out, or any quick turn in which your tires squeal.

let's jump in your whip and turn a tight one and floss them rims.

by Reed Vander Schaaf October 30, 2006

tighter than a duck's ass

Impermeable. I.e., watertight.

My English teacher is tighter than the proverbial duck's ass.

by octopod March 4, 2004

I’m getting ripped tonight

Schools in the Uk all singing this song as well as saying “sheeeeeesh” during interval lessons/ in general at every moment. The whole of the Uk schools has it stuck in their heads.

One person: I’m getting ripped tonight

Other person: R.I.P that p**** (Ayy)
rest of class: I'm goin' in tonight

by xoxo you know you love me April 24, 2021

get tight

01: Have a tendency to be mean and disagreeable.
02: Intentionally crackdown, show out, have a attitude, act ignorant or act foolish.

Haters get tight when your worth some millions.
-FAT JOE (from the song, Lean Back)

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant April 28, 2005

tighty whities

a tight white brief and flattering underwear style preferred by me and other heterosexual men. although often ridiculed they also have been know to arouse the opposite sex do to the visibility of the wearers genitals. A complementary part of my wardrobe and conveniently sold in a pack inexpensive at retailers such as target and wal-mart. Briefs are a popular style of mens underwear commonly white and made by fruit of the loom, hanes and other brands.

Girl: "you wear tighty whites?"
Guy: "yea i prefer them to boxers"

Girl: Do you like boxers or briefs?
Guy: mostly briefs

Girl: can you get for me?

Guy: sure (reaches to high shelf as shirt goes up revealing white waistband)
Girl: tighty whities? oooh fruit of the loom thats a good choice :)

by damnit cut May 10, 2011

Tight buns

an arse that is tight as an elastic

damn those buns are tight we should stick them in the oven

stick me in the oven im TIGHT

damn you've got some tight buns in those jeans

can i have a taste of your tight buns please?

can you make your tight buns clap like hands CLAPCLAP

by mr tight buns October 28, 2008