Max

A dumbass that says he is not fat or small and denies everything

wow you are a Max!

by Dman9212 February 7, 2009

Max

Rapist and Bigot.

He’s such a Max

by Koolkilla March 7, 2019

Max

A fat chode boi from Long Beach Cali whose favorite thing to do is make disgusting concoctions of gross food then happily slurp it down. He also does this with penis. Max thinks he can rap but he really can't and he's white.

guy #1: Hey roberto does ju wanna go see Max rap down in Long Beach?
guy #2; Nah esse, hes probly gonna steal all of our food.
guy#3: Yeaaaahh brah, Max's only claim to fame is that those kool peoples Sublime and Snoop Dogg are from there.
guy #1: You homies are right, Max is gay.

by ballaballa123 April 14, 2009

Max

the most common dog name and the best kind of dog

Someloser: Max, ur a good dog.

Max:Woof

by Jazzy-jazz July 3, 2012

max

An alternative to using the word fail. The use is a shortened version of the word maximum to be used as the antithesis of the meaning:"the height, or peak or success, the maximum".

The use of max can strangely be seen in post modern literature in an attempt to be creative about language. Sadly, the use of max as an adjective can often be overlooked or missed.

Can be seen as lax written with a heavy accent.

I feel that you should avoid overworking yourself, lest your works results be max comparison to the norm.

by LiteraryAnonmoly June 3, 2009

Max

Max is a legend amongst the ladies but is secretly homosexual. He can please a woman but would rather please a man. He has small to average genitalia. He loves the outdoors and getting smashed on the weekends. Probably good with cars and other things but chooses to spend his time alone masturbating to men. But other than all that a totally cool dude

Is that man homosexual? He’s probably named Max.

by Max is a pepe November 30, 2017

Max

Max is amazing, he has brown hair and brown eyes that you get lost in. He plays drums and is great a sport. He is extremely competitive with some people. He loves to wear sunglasses in photos and he likes milkshakes! He is the best friend you could ever ask for, and probably a fantastic boyfriend and kisser. Everyone needs a max in their life.

Person one: he was so nice, I didn't catch his name.
Person two: it was proberly Max!

by Scouting sav - music January 25, 2019