[national tell your crush u like them day]

November 1st tell your crush u like them don’t hesitate just do it because they might like u back🤷 ♀️

Timmy: yo i just told stacy i liked her

johnny: really dude? that’s sick i’ll go do that now since it’s national tell your crush u like them day

by nunya😘 November 01, 2019

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National tell your crush you like them week

September 23-29 tell your crush you like them this week🤭

national tell your crush you like them week is the 23rd-29th of september

by yourrrrrbishh September 24, 2019

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telling me your limo is triple parked

(verb to be) inventing excuses, especially the same lame ones over and over again

Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.

Homer: Bart, you uptard, didn't you hear your mother and myself? go do your homework.

Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.

Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.

by Sexydimma August 10, 2013

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Tell your crush how you feel day

April 3rd is the day you tell your crush u like them!

Just tell your crush how you feel day

by Philip mcrevest April 01, 2021

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i could tell you, but then i'd have to kill you

a mob-like expression for the phrase "You will die if you hear my secret"

Guy 1: Duuuude, howdja get that Ipod touch?
Guy 2: i could tell you, but then i'd have to kill you
Guy 1: is that a no?
Guy 2: WTF was that supposed to mean?
Guy 1: you tell me,
Guy 2: NO!

by your best idiot May 23, 2010

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