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Short tie

noun, derogatory;
an overweight, boisterous man typically of Italian-American descent, or who attempts to imitate certain aspects of Italian-American "wise guy" culture. So called due to the fact that the size of his obese belly will often cause a necktie to appear too short to reach all the way to his belt line when he is wearing a business suit.
"That table full of guidos looks like they could eat an entire tray of lasagna each, and they punctuate every sentence with 'AYY!' and 'OHH!'"

"Sounds like we've got a bunch of short ties on our hands!"
by mm_16 January 7, 2024
mugGet the Short tiemug.

pants tie

New fashion where the zipper on the pants is left open so that the penis may hang out like a necktie.
"I think I'll wear a pants tie to work today."
by chevelle_71 July 15, 2008
mugGet the pants tiemug.

this is for you tie

your ulgy
looks in mirror it breaks

this is for you tie
by yo boi michael k January 19, 2018
mugGet the this is for you tiemug.

Hen tie

A type of horny clip with naked anime ladies
Piglet pinchers find a room full of hen tie.
by Jsospofi January 19, 2023
mugGet the Hen tiemug.

tie pod

A stupid challange going round for only stupid and retarded people on the internet. Is usually done with people ages 12 to 17 but some adults also like to join in. The result is usually death.
by nuclear kitten February 10, 2018
mugGet the tie podmug.

Jewish Neck Tie

When the doctor takes your fore skin and stretches it around your neck after being circumcised
Mort Goldman wasn’t happy when he realized the doctor had given him a Jewish neck tie
by Mort Goldman August 25, 2022
mugGet the Jewish Neck Tiemug.

tie breaker

When a woman has two kids, one boy one girl, she feels the need that the gene pool needs to be lopsided.
Hey Babe, do you think we should have a tie breaker? No! Damn kids are expensive.
by kirby34puckett January 30, 2014
mugGet the tie breakermug.

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