Thunder clit

a super large clitoris so sensitive that when smacked sounds like the thunder from Thor himself.

Damn girl let daddy smack that thunder clit!

by i'm such a chad January 18, 2021

Retard thunder

When you go full retard during sexual intercourse

Sara: “How was sleeping with Jacob last night “
Jessica: “Amazing! He went retard thunder on me! It felt amazing!”

by Jesus Chris December 5, 2017

Thunder Cunt

Basically a cunt but 50 times worse

Tina: Becky a huge thunder cunt!
Nina: Yes she is I hope she get herpes!

by GayMexicanBatman September 25, 2017

Thunder Buster

Where you line up a cannon and fire a cannon ball while a women called trinity, spreads her legs wide open;decimating her and making England lose the world cup.

I just hit your wife with the Thunder Buster and now i feel epic

by KingKrabKok July 11, 2018

Thunder Docking

2 or more males are only wearing socks. They shuffle their socks on the carpet and touch their erect penises to create a static shock between the tips.

Me and my bro are totally Thunder Docking later after we do a 3 hour workout at the gym!

by Blueish-Yellow Mario July 21, 2023

Retard thunder

When someone goes full retard during sexual intercourse

Sara: “How was sleeping with Jacob last night”
Jessica: “He was awesome especially when he released his almighty retard thunder!”

by Jesus Chris December 5, 2017

Slavic Thunder

Slavic Thunder is a very hard cough or sneeze - originally caused by tuberculosis, however it can be used to represent a very bad cough.

"Of course I couldn't come into work last week - all you could hear in my house is Slavic Thunder!"

by Linden2K May 25, 2018