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thumb zombie

A person that idly scrolls through social media on a mobile device, often without even paying attention to the content. In extreme cases hours can be lost in this state. Interaction of any kind is impossible, one must wait for either a wifi drop out or battery low warning before engaging.
"Sue! You're such a thumb zombie, look at me when I talk to you!"
by Jcerrino December 23, 2016
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bear thumb

it’s when a really hairy gay dude thumbs your asshole without clipping his finger nails.
John: Dude I think my ass is bleeding
Mitch: Why?
John: I got bear thumbed last night
by -/:;()$&@“ November 14, 2017
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Grindr thumb

The arthritic fatigue you experience in your thumb after spending too much time scrolling up and down on Grindr.
Damn, I just wasted two hours refreshing Grindr and can barely move my thumb now - got a case of that Grindr thumb!
by C Burnett July 25, 2014
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Thumb in the plum

While having Doggystyle sex with your significant other you place your thumb in her asshole. There for placing "The Thumb in the Plum."
Jill was riding my ass all day about the chores I hadn't gotten to yet, so when we had sex later that night I put "The thumb in the plum."
by Broadway Harmier December 24, 2021
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thumb-hour

a unit of one hour's work by one person's thumbs or fingers, especially within the context of interacting with a smartphone touch screen
The number of thumb-hours spent on cell phones and tablet computers has skyrocketed in the last few years.
by S. Sheldon April 26, 2011
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nothing but thumbs

A Gold digger who has given all her fingers away to lovers for rings, and all that is left is her thumbs.
John: Wow, look at that cutie.
Jason :Don't go there man, she's nothing but thumbs.
by wacky J February 11, 2010
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shark thumb

Shark Thumb.
The sexual act of placing you little finger (pinky) inside your partners anus (butt), while keeping all other fingers tucked in except the thumb that will stand proud and looks like a shark fin just slightly cresting the bottom of your partners posterior (butt) as they lay on their front.
During foreplay Sam Shark Thumb'ed meredith last night, meredith giggled as she looked over her shoulder and saw the shark fin (Sam's thumb).
by Samqwell December 30, 2019
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