by DJLubd February 28, 2016
by Duckman420__ June 23, 2021
Putting a limp penis in her mouth and let her tongue make it erect through quick jerks like a swimming shrimp
She helps me get it going through a shrimp throat move.
by Ex-Texas December 16, 2014
by vio January 20, 2015
The sensation that you have something in your throat but can't clear it. Causing you to repeatedly clear your throats ever 30-90 seconds for several hours. Thus name because everyone's father does this and you are slowly turning into him.
I feel like I have something in my throat *HARRUUMMMMMM* but I can't get *HARUMMMMMMMM* it out.
Oh jesus man, you've got the dad throat.
Oh jesus man, you've got the dad throat.
by Hybridpain March 04, 2019
putting glass, stomach acid, and pure shit into a blender, blend it up and swallow it like theirs no tomorrow
by the that is @@@@@ September 06, 2022
by Moderately Dead Inside March 08, 2021