by otherdustin May 1, 2010
Get the Split a Biscuitmug. Noun. A very fat person wearing clothes so tight they look as if they could pop like a can of pillsbury biscuit dough.
Damn, look at that biscuit loaf of a mother fucker. How'd he even get in those clothes.
Bro, we're not going out with you biscuit loafing like that.
Hey bitch tits biscuit loafer, there's a Wal-Mart down the street so you can buy some bigger clothes. They even have a parking lot and candy so your fat ass doesn't have to walk and so you can eat away the shame when your done shopping.
Bro, we're not going out with you biscuit loafing like that.
Hey bitch tits biscuit loafer, there's a Wal-Mart down the street so you can buy some bigger clothes. They even have a parking lot and candy so your fat ass doesn't have to walk and so you can eat away the shame when your done shopping.
by nastynick69 October 31, 2009
Get the Biscuit Loafmug. Used by the awesome Toby Turner aka Tobuscus! Polite way of saying what the f**k, used in loads of minecraft and happy wheels videos on youtube, who would be mad at a biscuit?!
by Unicorndreams October 18, 2013
Get the what the biscuitmug. 1) can no longer function properly
2) so high are no longer *entirely* focused on sex with hotties
3) probably gonna cheese out--a lot--as in all day cheesefest (crumbles of dankosity biscuit seen amid disheveled piles of clothes strewn across floor)
4) might try to revive oneself in cold shower but instead pass out with water running and pinch a loaf in the tub
2) so high are no longer *entirely* focused on sex with hotties
3) probably gonna cheese out--a lot--as in all day cheesefest (crumbles of dankosity biscuit seen amid disheveled piles of clothes strewn across floor)
4) might try to revive oneself in cold shower but instead pass out with water running and pinch a loaf in the tub
by matthew mc December 9, 2008
Get the dankosity biscuitmug. Someone who is born between an blonde-haired blue-eyed German and a non-German. Also, any of that person's children, grandchildren, etc.
by aggressive_nee June 5, 2018
Get the German Biscuitmug. Where is Carl? He’s always away from his desk. The dude is always dropping biscuits.
This new diet has me dropping biscuits.
Thanksgiving dinner is great but there will be a line for family to start dropping biscuits within the hour.
This new diet has me dropping biscuits.
Thanksgiving dinner is great but there will be a line for family to start dropping biscuits within the hour.
by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2017
Get the Dropping Biscuitsmug. by geebz23 October 24, 2019
Get the slit biscuitmug.