slap your science teacher

National slap your science teacher day.

Slap your science teacher

David: I hate you *slaps*
Teacher: okay then

by Slap your science teacher January 6, 2021

E8-3 MATH TEACHER

E8-3 MATH TEACHER

first of all we didn't know that they will replace our stinky dusty teacher but when i found out i said AL HAMDULLILA bs b3den yom 3rft anh bykon asta4 m9ry knt b9e7 because i knew he wont be like miss dalia the stinky dusty smelly teacher she don't mind if we ate or talked in her sessions and i used to draw for her a kiss emoji with her name on :(((

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However

Our new teacher idk his name but they lock up him in a room because he's a syco emo and mental patient and a casper so on ..

when we entered his room we was disgusted by his smell .. he smells like a baboon asshole and the room temperature was too bad like fr we were humbling there he tries to show us his ass line he wears a thin jeans and every second he arc his back so we could see his assline and his hair cut is so horrible tryna be a baddie kid he doesn't know how to spell absolute value and postive because he's Egyptian but idgaf because i'm racist anyways he likes syouf and syouf like's him too she listens to him and he look her in the eye

advantages and disadvantages ·

No advantages

disadvantages ;he tryna flirt with the girls and show them his assline and asshole

E8-3 MATH TEACHER

by fucklife_sadness_broken February 13, 2023

pregnant english teacher

It is something that occurs every few years it happens most of the time in the beginning of the school year, after a few months of being pregnant the english teacher suddenly dissapears into thin air and then reappears at the end of the school year.

You: Man the hot english teacher is going to be absent for the whole year.
Them: You mean the pregnant english teacher?

by micro Giga chad November 25, 2022

theater tree

What you call a person in high school or Jr high who is the best in a theater group, but gets cast in terrible roles because of an obvious dislike from the director.

Sanjaya: So Flotus, I heard about you being the chorus in the high school musical. I sorry, dude.

Flotus: DOnt worry. Every one knows that I'm the theater tree so I don't mind much.

by Nonyo Binness June 4, 2007

BattleBlock Theater

So your best friend's a vegetable now
Blah, blah, blah
But you know what they say:
When life gives you potatoes, you make potato salad
And I've got just the recipe—
Hit it!

Verse
Buckle your pants, Buckle-buckle your pants
Pull up your socks and dance! (Wooh!)
Buck-buck, BAWK-BAWK, buckle your pants
Bucka-bucka-bucka-bucka buckle your pants!
Buckle your pants, Buckle-buckle your pants-
Hey! I said dance! (Yahoo!)
Buck-buck, BAWK-BAWK, buckle your pants
Bucka-bucka-bucka-bucka buckle your pants!
(Bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, baw! Woo!)
Ladies! (Yeah?) Buckle your pants!
Gentlemen! (What? Yeah?) Buckle your pants!
Boys and girls of all ages! (Yeah-hee!)
Buckle your pants or they might fall down! (Hr-brr-brr-brr-brr!)
Hey you! Buckle your pants! (Buckle your pants!)
Yes you! Buckle your pants! (Brrucka-rucka-rucka-rucka)
Everybody! Buckle your pants!
But if you don't want to (NO!)
That's fine (WRONG!)
Refrain
Buckle your pants! Buckle your pants!
Buckle your pants or your pants will fall to the ground!
Buckle your pants! (Hey-yeah-ay)
Just buckle them babies nice and tight please

Outro
Buckle your pants! A-buckle your pants!
A-buck-buck-buck-buck buckle your pants
Buckle your pants! A-buckle your pants!
A-buck-buck-buck-buck buckle your pants (Myahh)
Buckle your pants! A-buckle your pants!
A-buck-buck-buck-buck buckle your pants
BUCKLE YOUR PANTS, BUCKLE YOUR PANTS
BUCK-BUCK-BUCK-BUCK BLRLLRLRRLRLRLR (MYA!)

Battleblock Theater: a fight of parkour on a theater

by FazeDoger_ January 2, 2022

forgetful latin teacher

when your latin teacher is going over the do-now and all of a sudden he says something like "i wish i had more time" or "how was your weekend, johnny?" meanwhile johnny's name is really anthony.

anthony: "the definition of car is an object with a motor and engine that transports people from location to location."

mr. pietrucha: "thank you johnny... i went to oklahoma city this weekend with my wife and saw the giants play football. where am i?"

anthony: "i never thought i would say this, but i have a forgetful latin teacher."

by D Siegs June 3, 2010

7th Grade Science Teacher

1.Being washed up and having to sink to the bottom of what you do
2.To be old
3.To be a witch

Student 1: Man I hate Mrs. Taylor.

Student 2: Yeah, what a 7th Grade Science Teacher.

by Pope Obama June 24, 2016