Alabamas Cousin Treatment

The act of dickin' down your first cousin.

"Dude, I just gave my cousin the alabamas cousin treatment!"

by Von Hitla March 8, 2023

Christmas Piñata Treatment

The act of inserting a strung-out bundle of Christmas tree lights into the anus of a person, plugging the lights into an outlet, then slapping them across their body with a belt.

Hey Jackson, after class, can I treat you to the Christmas Piñata treatment

by drollermite86 December 5, 2025

fortnite treatment

to give someone head while they play video games

“Bro last night she gave me the fortnite treatment last night, i could hardly stay focused!”

by fatkatskittlesplat July 10, 2025

The Neo Treatment

A character who has been missing for 3 or more seasons suddenly comes back

"Oh damn! I thought that character was dead! We haven't seen them since season 2!"
"Looks like they just got the Neo Treatment"

by Zenyeeta December 23, 2018

The Skull Merchant Treatment

The catastrophic art of obliterating something so thoroughly-so viciously-that not even the memory of it’s former shape survives

“Y’all see what they did to concord”
“Yeah that game straight got The Skull Merchant Treatment”

by Calcium Stool June 7, 2025

the sweet n' sour pork treatment

It's when you tie the guilty person (male) to a chair, slather his junk in honey and then bring in a hungry pig.

Guy 1: So what did ya do to 'im?

Guy 2: Gave him the sweet n' sour pork treatment for doing my wife.
Guy 1: Nice.
Guy 2: Come again?

by Thxforyoureyesight February 20, 2025

Hardware store treatment

This is where you pull out your tool, nut and bolt.

The act of banging a random, getting your rocks and taking off.

I gave Kelli the hardware store treatment last night, she was just wiping my load off, and I was already out the door!

by Richter Ass December 13, 2023