When you are at your partner's house and, just before orgasm, pick her up, continue to climax as you walk towards the front door and as you finish drop her on the front step and slam/lock the door behind her.
"Todd, what do you mean 'Come over to my place'? I thought you lived with Susan?"
"I did, but I went trail of tears on her; It's my land now, Zeke."
"You truly are a man, Todd."
"I did, but I went trail of tears on her; It's my land now, Zeke."
"You truly are a man, Todd."
by a Tastless Turtle May 15, 2008
Get the trail of tearsmug. by misterguyy September 2, 2012
Get the happy trailmug. a thick line of hair on men going from belly button straight to pubes. it's kindof gross but appealing.
i knew he was a firecrotch from his red happy trail.
i found a grey hair in my happy trail this morning!
i found a grey hair in my happy trail this morning!
by wordmasta42 August 27, 2005
Get the happy trailmug. The act of initiating multiple alternating entries into both of a woman's holy orifices during her time of cleansing, resulting in a runny trail of what appears to be dried cranberries and chocolate covered raisins, sometimes but not reliably including several varieties of nuts or corn.
I tried to give Ang a swift donkey punch but I didn’t know it was harvest time. Now I have trail mix stains all over the linen
by King Donkey March 13, 2008
Get the Trail mixmug. by metamorphosis May 15, 2004
Get the trail of tearsmug. by Big Tots October 10, 2004
Get the Trail Nazimug. by A and a February 25, 2020
Get the Snail trailmug.