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Blazing Tornado Marksman

When you use a leaf blower to shoot a shit at someone and they try to hit it with their nut
Dude this girl last night came up to me and wanted to do a Blazing Tornado Marksman and i said ok whatever
by GumptionateShaboingboing February 21, 2023
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laugh tornado

When the Chiba got you so twisted that a small, sometimes trivial joke sweeps you and everyone else in the room away in straight laughter.
That one time we got so high and you told me the joke about your mom...had me laughing so hard I cried and couldn’t control it, got swept up in a laugh tornado.
by RTHandle March 26, 2021
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Tornado battle

The tornado battle is the act(a quite homosexual one) of spinning your erect penis in a tornado motion into another persons penis that is still and erect. The point is to hold out for as long as possible-like a game of uncle.
"Me and damian had a crazy tornado battle, I lasted 5 minutes but he ended up cumming on my dick, I think he's gay"
by THE401SAVAGE April 1, 2016
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Tornado-Person

someone who comes into your life and immediately wrecks everything in their wake
I met a guy at a bar last night and then he stole my wallet and my girlfriend, he is a classic tornado-person.
by yourfavoriteintern March 20, 2022
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Mayonnaise Tornado

Pulling out right before climax into a sex swing loaded 360-degree spin, sending mayonnaise flying everywhere.
Everything was well seasoned, much like a modern art splatter painting when I unleashed the mayonnaise tornado.
by Robberrdyyckk March 6, 2024
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El Tornado

John: I think I screwed up my math test
Tom: ok yup you are a El Tornado, stop acting like an El tornado
by Rogerbase21 April 10, 2018
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Sass Tornado

An incredibly sassy female
by Unorthodoxy November 28, 2021
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