Student flu

Going out and drinking Exssesive amount of alcohol in a short period of time.

I have a sore throat due to student flu

by Student flu April 20, 2015

boarding student strudel day

a day in which boarding students are turned into strudel

person a (day student): oh wow, will you look at that, it's boarding student strudel day!
person b (boarding student): *panics* *runs away*

by Asteria_Black October 12, 2021

Student of the week

Student of the week is a person randomly selected from the class who is the center of attention for a week on the fanpage

Person 1:“Hey do you know who student of the week is?”
Person 2:“Yeah its Henry”

by Billybobbyjoeyeeyee October 22, 2019

National students day

National students day is when teachers give students no homework and no work is done on that day. Teacher need to give us money and student make the rules. It’s on November 1st

Teacher: guys open up to page 69
Student 1:no I won’t

Teacher: do it or else you go to the principal’s office
Student 1: nope

Teacher: fine I am writing the note
Student 1: no need to
Teacher: why
Student 2: it’s November 1st National students day
Teacher : oh crap

by Iamnotapersonwhodoeshomework October 25, 2023

DE student

A student that has bad breath,mouth odour.

He's a DE student...

by Ray BlaQ November 12, 2021

Broadneck student

a poor bum ass, uneducated, homeless looking ass faggot. Fucking garbage athlete, with absolutely no game. utterly fucking useless on a football field.

damn see number 2 the running back over there? That little bitch plays like a Broadneck student.

by spfalconbb October 13, 2021

The students grip

Sticking a long pencil sown the end of your dick with the tip facing outwards. You then have to write an entire essay without the teacher noticing. If your teacher does notice they get to shove as much stationary down the end of your dick as they please.

"Jacob, are you doing the students grip?"
"Yeah"
"Well I caught you, you know what that means now"
*teacher proceeds to stuff 7 pencils down the end of Jacob's schlong*

by Bath blaster January 11, 2022