stealth update

A stealth update is when a game updates without telling you about it, this is a common problem for games on steam which can update without consent or warning

Gamer: Pheew, i spent hours modding a game
Steam: Do it again!
Gamer: What?
Steam: Stealth update got you frickface!
Gamer: Frick you Steam!

by Wolf14Vargen14 July 27, 2024

Stealthed

Having moved past an object or person without beeing noticed until after the stealthing had taken place.

Guy: Dude, i just totally stealthed past that guy.
Dude: yeah man, he only saw you when you got to the other side of the room!

by FallingDutchMan July 22, 2023

Cocaine Stealth Mission

An operation that involves the use of grappling hooks,smoke bombs,bulletproof vests and stealth tactics in order to steal cocaine from highly guarded drug stash houses without being detected.

Dude Sams dad has coke stashed in that building we should do a Cocaine Stealth Mission.

by Momaud August 10, 2023

Stealth Recon

When the internet goes out and the FBI does secret conspiracy plans that nobody can see

"trust me, guys, when the internet goes out... It's time for stealth recon."

by BeezaCM September 11, 2023

Stealth Straight

A person who appears to be exclusively homosexual (or asexual), but is actually not. A “stealth straight” is attracted to members of the opposite sex, but not always exclusively.

Carson dresses like a total twink, but he’s fucked more chicks than all of us combined! Maybe I should try the stealth straight strategy…

by Sitbear October 6, 2023

stealth 100

to gain so much stealth that you become invisible to the multiverse when you crouch/sneak.
Homer Simpson is a good example of gaining stealth 100, as he gets absorbed by his hedges when he completely disappears, or when franklin steals the yellow car from micheal's son jimmy.

ima get stealth 100 and do a sneak attack

by SCPlayz7000 April 21, 2024

Stealth Douch

Verb; When a woman has a dirty cunt and refuses to clean it out, a man empties his blader and inserts a catheter, using it to fill his bladder with some nice fresh douch. Finaly, the man inserts his penis into the womans dirty cunt and pisses the douch into her vagina.

Man: *successfully stealth douches and whispers in her ear after she feels it filling her up* "You've been stealth douched"

by MonsterPickle69 May 27, 2024