while fucking your gf from behind text your friend whos hiding in the closet and summon him. He will stealthily approached your gf and shit diahorea all over her head then stealthily disappear.
by sexfiend111 June 23, 2010
Get the Stealth bombermug. A stealth retirement is when you are currently working but have plans to retire or just retired. Although you still work, you operate as if you are retired. You are planning your last steps such as selling company stocks, looking for private equity liquidity, planning income needs, or have fuck you money and work for fun.
This may be done to hide from your wife and kids, or — as part of a marketing strategy — to manage your public image around friends and neighbors. The phenomenon is well known in Los Angeles because the weather is good. Normally a person would only operate in stealth retirement mode for the first couple of years. As coworkers get curious why you go on such long vacations of weeks at a time. And, neighbors get curious why your lawn is perfectly maintained and green all year round, no weeds.
"Most stealth retirees say they are in stealth retirement because they are bored. This can be a risk if the wife and kids find out because you can easily become the family bus driver."
This may be done to hide from your wife and kids, or — as part of a marketing strategy — to manage your public image around friends and neighbors. The phenomenon is well known in Los Angeles because the weather is good. Normally a person would only operate in stealth retirement mode for the first couple of years. As coworkers get curious why you go on such long vacations of weeks at a time. And, neighbors get curious why your lawn is perfectly maintained and green all year round, no weeds.
"Most stealth retirees say they are in stealth retirement because they are bored. This can be a risk if the wife and kids find out because you can easily become the family bus driver."
Where's Jeff at, I thought he was coming into to work this week? I guess he's in stealth retirement, maybe he'll be back next week or so.
by jmar42 August 25, 2022
Get the Stealth Retirementmug. Consuming snackage such as chicken burgers. Chips cookies and ice cream outside ones home.these snacks are usually consumed inside ones car in such places as grocery store parking lots.parks. and numerous other "3rd spaces". Like masturbation. Stealth snacking is something that everyone does.but no one talks about it!
Gertrude: hi hon what do you want for dinner? Leonard:"oh. I think I'll have a small bowl of ramen noodles. Gertrude:"that diet's really working! Leonard:"oh yeah!" (What he doesn't tell her is he just got home from some serious stealth snacking!)
by 4realazitgits March 30, 2021
Get the Stealth snackingmug. adj. - One whose bodily hair is brown with (sometimes) subtle ginger tones - often in denial of their ginger status.
by Paula Abdul December 9, 2008
Get the stealth gingemug. by bigcocksowhat September 27, 2014
Get the Stealth bombmug. Did you realize that Beth has worked here for 10 years, and no one knows anything about her; I guess she has a stealth personality.
by Guido1 October 24, 2009
Get the stealth personalitymug. Ridiculously exaggerated stealth where a person who is trying to be sneaky either:
A. Does sneaky maneuvers that should be physically impossible, or
B. Is incredibly stealthy without even trying.
A. Does sneaky maneuvers that should be physically impossible, or
B. Is incredibly stealthy without even trying.
In Fallout 76, an extreme stealth build can often achieve the type B version of impossible stealth, as enemies will often right past you and will not shoot you, as long as you're crouching. Enemies can also be actively shooting at you and attacking them will still count as a sneak attack, if you're doing it correctly.
by Ubeenbamboozledson January 8, 2023
Get the Impossible Stealthmug.