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Ranch flats

When you use ranch as lube for anal sex and when he pulls out his penis, and the ranch follows and lands flat on the floor.
Woah! Look at those ranch flats.
by Whatwhatchickenturd May 7, 2024
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ranch branch

Another word for dick. That’s all there is to it.
“Ayooooo, lemme climb on that ranch branch.”
“No! I’m a virgin!”
by Jerry skinner June 21, 2018
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meat ranch

Meat ranch is another word for cum.
I painted her face with my meat ranch, it was so boss hog.
by Mr. Hooneynana March 27, 2022
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girls who eat ranch

People of the female gender who have consumed or continuously consume ranch dressing
Boy: Do like ranch?
Girl: yes I am part of a club called girls who eat ranch
by RogueSoul22 January 4, 2021
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ranch sandwich

The act of jizzing on 2 slices of bread and feeding it to your own mother.
by Linguini da sauce February 14, 2017
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Ranch hand special

A girl that hangs out in rural bars trying to either pick up dudes or get drunk on some poor guys dollar. She's a predator.
Hey man, you better be careful. That girl is a real ranch hand special.
by BasketCase307 August 12, 2018
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double of ranch

Double entendre of 'Dab of Ranch' terminology. Refers to the British Columbia government. Inspired by the Major Lazer song 'Know No Better'. The BC Government is renowned for corruption and incompetence.

Liberals are formed by entitled far right wing retirees that identifying with high net worth while being low net worth. Leadership is comprised of freemasons of lower intelligence. Dr Crusty Clark and Drk Gurdass Campbell are recent. No enlightened leadership since WAC Bennett. This party collaborates with the freemasons, mafia, ethnic interests that are easily duped, and entitled retirees on fixed income pensions. The freemasons consistently engage in economic corruption for personal gain. It is customary for these them to be within zero degrees of separation with drug dealers, bikers, and police through the cult. Deep within the mountains of the Okanagan Valley, there exists an Illuminati that rigs the election from West Kelowna. Similar to the Nazi uprising in Austria.

NDP party has a fiscal policy that is Not Directly Proportional to reality. These guys and gals smoke ganja, unionize, grow pony tails, and empty the provincial coffers via fiscal munchies. Able to swing the vote via disenfranchised underemployed (basically 80% of immigrants in BC) labour.

BC is run by Vancouver. Hong Kong runs Vancouver. The Triads, with the People's Liberation Army, run Hong Kong. So BC is run by the world's most dangerous and well organized terrorist organization with govt support.
I saw Gordon Campbell at Kelowna Airport the other day. Double of ranch he was upgrading to a BMW at Budget rental car before heading to the lodge.
by realist the December 4, 2017
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