Grilled jizz sandwich

Getting hit in the back of the skull by a cast iron skillet

"I was a little skeptical at first but he offered to make me a grilled jizz sandwich."
"Isn't that where you get a cast iron skillet to the back of the skull?"
"Yeah to the back if the freaking skull!"

by CrappyPap February 1, 2018

Grilled Cheese Vagwich

First, a man sprays Cheez Whiz in a woman's vagina. Then, he eats the Cheez Whiz out of her and puts it between two pieces of bread. Then, he makes the woman eat the sandwich.

I made a mean Grilled Cheese Vagwich for my hot girlfriend last night

by annoymous pseudonym September 14, 2011

geddout mah grill

back the fuck out my face

by antwanduncanromone. February 3, 2003

grilled cheese pansexual

A Grilled Cheese Pansexual is a pansexual person who dates primarily genderqueer people.

“Oh yeah, Dirk? He’s a total grilled cheese pansexual.”

by rabbit consumer September 29, 2019

sloppy grilled cheese

When a person vomits and it dries up the they poop on it then that dries then they vomit on it again then eat it again

Dad:Man I love my sloppy grilled cheese

Son:so do I
Dad:...

by Yeetus123456791 May 22, 2017

Frozen Grilled Cheese

When you have your girl press your warm, toasty, male genitals between her ice cold feet.

Her: My feet are freezing
Him: How about I slip my hot junk between your cold feet to warm them up?

Her: I love me a man who let's me give him a frozen grilled cheese

by TheR3alMa1lM@N November 3, 2017

grilled cheese clamwich

mornin' pussy. usually after a hard night of boning.

guillermo: "i heard you ate a grilled cheese clamwich the other morning."

franz: "indeed."

by steinenhootnhollerin October 31, 2011