Grandmas pie

The saggyest most disgusting vetran vagina that has seen the cum of a thousand days

Every day after school grandmas would be serving grandmas pie to the neighbors

by Jordan December 12, 2003

polish's grandma

a really hot grandma that you have fucked all day every day and she has the stain on her face

Man, I love fucking Polish's Grandma

by lolstain August 3, 2010

grandma metal

i type of music where old grandmas sing and dance to their old song but heavier

ToolGoddess listens to grandma metal

by ToolGod July 9, 2003

GRANDMA LAW

Your mom cannot Beat you when you are with grandma

Mom: Ivan I'm going TO whoop your ass
Ivan: Haha I think not! IM WITH GRANDMA
Mom: OH fuck I forgot about GRANDMA LAW

by Crack eater May 13, 2020

grandma phone

A gay flip phone with huge keys and no texting, like a Grandma would have.

Joe: Hey Jim, can I have your number?
"Joe pulls out his phone"
Jim: What the hell type of phone is that?! Can you even text? What a grandma phone.

by friendlyleprachaun May 8, 2010

racist grandma

1) Every white person’s grandma

2) An Islamaphobic racist that supports Trump

“Man, she’s such a racist grandma!”

by animenerdintraining December 10, 2017

taking grandma to arbys

Soak your hand in water until it gets wrinkly. Then proceed to pleasure someone's asshole with the wrinkly hand.

I love taking grandma to arbys

by Arbys fuckers August 14, 2017