Gnomed

If you are reading this, im a gnome and you’ve been gnomed.

Im a gnome and you’ve been gnomed.

by axelthemanandtheboi October 16, 2019

Gnome

A Gnome is a short, hairy nerd that flakes on it's fellow fantasy creatures at the slightest provocation. Why it does this is anyone's guess but none care to ponder it so it always goes unquestioned and unresolved. They give gifts of greenery to all who have the pleasure of meeting them. But they will scorn you if you commit to any plans with them.

My friend was being a real Gnome the other day. Little Bastard wanted to flake on me so I trapped him in a ring of magic mushrooms!

by The__speaker_of__truth May 27, 2022

gnome beater

When you have a bloody gnome and you proceed to jerk off anyway

That weird guy Michael in my class is a suspected gnome beater

by Mat the rat January 24, 2018

Gnome

A veteran weed grower

"That guy is a weed industry pro, hes a total gnome"

by greengoblen August 6, 2020

Tellendale River Gnomes

Black Midgets that live near rivers and live in huts hunting rabbits.

Ethan: C'mon mane!! We gotta hunt the Midget Niggers!
Armani: You mean the Tellendale River Gnomes?!
Ethan: Yeah mane! So grab your fuckin shotgun and lets get em!

by aarondoctor October 14, 2023

Krusty Gnome

A sex act wherein participants engage in Doggy-style intercourse, using gravel as lubricant while loudly bleating like mortally wounded goats.

The neighbors complain every time I give Kristy the old Krusty Gnome treatment.

by HotKarlRustyTromboner May 8, 2024

gnome

It's gnot a gnoblin, It's gnot a gnelf. It's a gnome!

Tom - "I love gnomes!"
Elvis - "Oh, ok."

by ChromicQuanta January 16, 2023