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Children

Widely known for taking things TOO SERIOUSLY. You know? Because that’s what children are like. Too serious about things.
Hym “You have some weird children if that’s what kids are like to you. See, you tell you dipshit kids that ‘it’s just a gameand then they stink it up AT the game and I yell at them because your kids are dumb, terrible at things, and don’t listen.”
by Hym Iam November 24, 2022
mugGet the Childrenmug.

tiny children

yo dude i was masteurbating and tiny children came out
by AngelofDeath1528 May 16, 2018
mugGet the tiny childrenmug.

children

little pieces of shit who are somehow always sticky and who throw hissy fits over the tiniest inconvenience
“awh when are you gonna have children??”
NEVER fml i despise them”
by mooimaria November 21, 2021
mugGet the childrenmug.

Children's Day

June 24th is a Children's day because that is the day when ROE V wade was strikes down by the Supreme Court making abortion illegal, Now everybody celebrates the saved lives and birth of millions of children.
Hey bro come to my house for the cookout it's Children's day
by Theofficialdenz June 24, 2022
mugGet the Children's Daymug.

Cameron's Children

Cameron is very sporty and also he is married to the deputy prinicble of a school, he alway says "i suffed the cold winter melbourne nights" and also "#ALF is life". he is the DILFenator and nobody can be better. he looks like brad pitt and he most likely has dentures.
person 1: omg look at cameron's childrens legs while he kicks that ALF ball
Perosn 2: OMG THEY ARE SO MUSCLY
person 2: yeah but they are the size of my thumb
by jericc is my son September 22, 2022
mugGet the Cameron's Childrenmug.

White bread children

A way to describe the stereotype of kids raised on beige food and white bread. Not relevant to class. Eg. You can have a white bread Waitrose kid or a white bread Tesco kid. Definitely a characterisation inflicted by parents. A very British, naive, sheltered, pale stereotype of a child, and all that goes with it.
“I don’t really get on with my cousins, we’re quite different, they’re white bread children”
by Irma. March 1, 2018
mugGet the White bread childrenmug.

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