Swamp donkey

I’m baseball/softball it means when u hit a fucking bomb of someone usually a Homer,Triple or Double

Damn Ben Dover just hit a SWAMP DONKEY of Anna Bortion

by SwampDonkeyFoLife April 20, 2022

Dude Swamp

Too many guys at any social gathering, ie, Bar or Party, upsetting the guy to girl ratio that must be upheld.

dubbed at Cafe d'Epoque | Mont Tremblant Nightclub on a friday night.

"Man, this place is a fucking dude swamp, lets get out of here!"

"The only chicks in this dude swamp are attached to dudes faces"

by Redhat- March 2, 2010

Swamp Unicorn

A large, sweaty, over aggressive chick that flirts with the bisexual line in an uncomfortable manner that makes heterosexual females uncomfortable.

The swamp unicorn would not leave my new gf. Alone

That swamp unicorn just asked Michelle out to dinner.

by Doxa3 May 11, 2018

swamp arse

A combination of sweat in the arse crack and not wiping properly makes for swamp mud texture in the bunghole.

I had a bad chilli lastnight and combine that with the humidity today,i am getting a bad case of swamp arse.

by Ragnar Loddbrok October 27, 2016

swamp dong

When male genetilia is all hot and sweaty; like swamp ass (swass) or boob sweat (swoob).

It's like 104 degrees outside and these polyester shorts are giving me a bad case of swamp dong.

by qharkanson December 27, 2014

Swamp donkey

An older dirtleg that has got a blowed out tator biscuit due to decades of dicks

That bitch looks like a swamp donkey!

by Outlawyankee87 February 4, 2020

Swamp fabulous

When a redneck bitch spends a long time on her hair, makeup, and clothes, and thinks she looks fantastic, but really she lookin like down syndrome aphrodesiacal Jeff Bridges wearing whats left from his dead grandmother's chest in the attic

"Omg, DIRT is not a foundation Becky"
"Fuck you Jennifer, I'm swamp fabulous"

by Ruiver August 30, 2016