by sudjahxis May 5, 2019

by Randy Fitzwater August 19, 2007

by JP408 June 29, 2007

The feeling of intense depression that overwhelms you when you find out your favorite strip club is closing.
Duder 1: "Yo mang, what's wrong with your sad ass?"
Duder 2: "You didn't hear that Lusty's is closing? I been thinking about killing myself all week."
Duder 1: "Whoa dude that blows. Let's go get rid of your strip sadness by rubing one last one out."
Duder 2: "You didn't hear that Lusty's is closing? I been thinking about killing myself all week."
Duder 1: "Whoa dude that blows. Let's go get rid of your strip sadness by rubing one last one out."
by westfalia April 23, 2010

by Super accurate and factual July 29, 2020

A variation on sad panda. When you're so sad, you need an inanimate object to describe the depths of your despair.
by blackdogeater August 3, 2011

a sad hoe is when you text you side man an he tells you cant come over because he became loyal to his main girl now you are a sad hoe
by falloutboi123 January 9, 2019
