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pickle slap

when vigil and sledge meet and vigil gets slapped with sledges hammer and then lord chanka comes out and starts fucking sledge yelling pickle slap then pulls out and makes sledge eat it
guy 1: oh fuck i almost got a perfect ace last night but then i got pickle slapped
guy 2: haha that was me that pickle slapped you no homo
by juandeag September 5, 2019
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Pickle-sniffer

A person, of either gender, who performs oral sex on a man
Guy 1: Mike is a real pickle-sniffer
Guy 2: I heard he sniffed 3 pickles in a single night once
by perreault2017 October 10, 2018
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Smooth as a pickle

The opposite of being smooth
"Derek, how's your day going?"

"It's about as smooth as a pickle."
by Pickled donkey December 18, 2019
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Dusting the Pickle

To take an object such as a funeral urn filled with cremated ashes and dip one's penis inside, covering it in ex-person dust.
"Did you hear Dave's parents kicked out their lodger a week after his Grandma's funeral? They came home and found him dusting the pickle in the kitchen"
by Harsh Dictionary May 22, 2023
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Jizzy Pickle

The male sex organ. Resembling a pickle, but with jizz. See also, cock and penis.
Wow. That's a huge Jizzy Pickle.
by SantaC December 30, 2008
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purse pickles

'Purse pickles' (or 'pocket pickles') is a collective term for leftover condiments, side veggies, or other sauces kept on one's person after a meal, in anticipation of the next meal.

Purse pickles are almost always acquired from fast food or fast-casual restaurants, and are almost always used on meals of those types.

Anyone who is frequently in possession of pocket pickles is a 'tartar toter.'

A variant of this term is 'glovebox garnish,' which applies to similar items which are stored in a vehicle.

Any vehicle which frequently contains glovebox garnish is a 'tartar trove.'
Hungry Taco Lover: "God, these tacos are so dry. What kind of purse pickles you got?"

Tartar Toter Friend: "I've got some jalapenos and hot sauce from when we went to Taco Time yesterday."

Hungry Taco Lover: "Awesome!"
by The Tyrannosaur April 7, 2014
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Nit pickle

A Nit Pickle is a person who lacks the mental capacity for anything really. They can be academically smart or even genius but they lack severely in Life Skills. The word Nit Pickle means that their common sense brain is about the size of a pickled nit, no bigger, no smaller.
*The A+ Kid drys the dishes in Home economics with a wet tea towel.*
Teacher: You are such a nit pickle.
by Megliaadonkianclestrousaphobia September 12, 2020
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