Lot Lizard

A male or female prostitute that frequents truck stop lots, parking lots, etc.

"That truck stop in Buffalo is filled with Lot Lizard's."
"That guy gets a ton of Lot Lizards."
"They are a bunch of Lot Lizards, you know they're trucker suckers, hookers who hang around the rest stops and truck stops and have sex for money with the truckers and travelers that stop there for gas."

by TheTrueIlluminati April 13, 2019

Lasso the lizard

When a female aggressor takes charge in the bedroom while Sesame Street is on.

See also, lasso the chameleon.

Pat said Lichelle couldn’t wait to lasso the lizard.

1 lizard - ah ah ah - 2 lizard...

by Lizard1969 June 9, 2018

Lot Lizard

Men that hang out in the parking lots of parks or forest preserves looking for other men to have relations with in the woods. usually they back into parking spaces to make it obvious to other lot lizards their intentions

when you go to griffith park stay clear of the lot lizards

by Uberism June 20, 2010

Muddy lizard

After anal sex the man pulls out his dick and has a line of excrement on top to seem like the top of a lizard, or muddy lizard

My girl gave me a hand job even after I pulled out and had a muddy lizard

by Notorious1 July 8, 2012

lizard tail

a dump (shit) that results in a green tinted lumpy long piece of poop, gennerally caused by consumming a large variety of green organic material (in other words, vegitables and such)

dude 1: look at the size of that!

dude 2: say isnt it called a lizard tail ?

dude 3: i dont know, but hell, lemme get some of that!

dude 1: wait we all can get some, i gots to go some more!

by heh? August 11, 2007

lot lizard

In car dealership terms. A customer walking around browsing at cars that doesn't plan on buying.

Person A - Do you have a buyer?
Person B - No, just a couple of lot lizards.

by Chris Russell October 25, 2003

lot lizard

Car salesman
AKA sleezeball

I ain't gonna buy shit from you, lot lizzard

by The Munson February 27, 2004